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eliaes:

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MOTHERFREAKINGPREACHIT

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— 6 hours ago with 69851 notes
ngjenkins:

qalaba:

miscegene:

summertimelovegirl:

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.


Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

EURECAW

Tumblr will believe anything smfh. The law that’s being described is Archimedes’ Principle and Archimedes of Syracuse(the guy who discovered this) said Eureka, not Eurecaw.





Not that hard to get. I give the person some slack and trump it up to lack of sleep.

ngjenkins:

qalaba:

miscegene:

summertimelovegirl:

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.

Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

EURECAW

Tumblr will believe anything smfh. The law that’s being described is Archimedes’ Principle and Archimedes of Syracuse(the guy who discovered this) said Eureka, not Eurecaw.

Not that hard to get. I give the person some slack and trump it up to lack of sleep.

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— 6 hours ago with 277623 notes

iskycaptain:

assstiel:

reallynotgood:

disgusting

i honestly think this dude should be arrested just for being an asshole. can anyone do that pls?

Perez Hilton is definitely one of the weapons and arguments for anti-gay sentiment. Collectively, he brings us all down with that awful personality and true lack of morals.

He took the uncensored ones down only after an outcry, posted up censored ones, took those one down and apologised for his stupidity. All little too late.

— 8 hours ago with 30790 notes
"Being born a woman is an awful tragedy. Yes, my consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, bar room regulars—to be a part of a scene, anonymous, listening, recording—all is spoiled by the fact that I am a girl, a female always in danger of assault and battery. My consuming interest in men and their lives is often misconstrued as a desire to seduce them, or as an invitation to intimacy. Yet, God, I want to talk to everybody I can as deeply as I can. I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at night."

Sylvia Plath

fuck every single time that last line gets quoted without the rest

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Is that even Plath? I don’t care. It’s good and it gets me.

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— 9 hours ago with 173735 notes
"

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.

Term begins on 1 September. We await your owl by no later than 31 July.

"
Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
— 9 hours ago with 394 notes

k-lionheart:

gaviindaviidfree:

olderaang:

comicpenguinz:

It’s a pity that “Avatar: The last Airbender” never got a live action film.

isn’t it

what a shame

Terrible loss

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— 12 hours ago with 149283 notes

aconnormanning:

Hey. Don’t violate someone’s basic rights today, even if it’s on your feed. Definitely that’s not cool.

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— 14 hours ago with 488 notes
A Proposed General Rule about Pictures of Naked People →

fishingboatproceeds:

I mean, I’m not saying that we can enforce this as law or anything. I also might be wrong about this. But:

Just as a general rule, I feel like we should not look at pictures of the breasts or genitalia of people who would rather we not look at pictures of their breasts…

— 20 hours ago with 20830 notes

2am-poetry:

chocolvatefrosting:

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

Shots fired

Dead

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— 1 day ago with 267665 notes

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

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— 3 days ago with 113784 notes
magnoliapearl:

whizzbees:


Currently drinking: The best Butterbeer I have ever tasted.



Thank you Esa… I am going to make this…..

I could just totes make butterbeer at my cafe…

magnoliapearl:

whizzbees:

Currently drinking: The best Butterbeer I have ever tasted.

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Thank you Esa… I am going to make this…..

I could just totes make butterbeer at my cafe…

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— 3 days ago with 110563 notes