Perfectly Mental

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midstorm:

I think Hiccup and Astrid are the best animated couple ever.

I love how their relationship isn’t a major plot point for the films. Astrid isn’t there as a reward for the hero, she is also his best friend (next to Toothless of course). She didn’t stop being a warrior after she became a love interest (and Hiccup wouldn’t want her to, he loves her for it).

They talk about their problems. They fight their enemies together. And they trust each other.

(via notsoslightlyinsane)

— 13 hours ago with 25510 notes
paticmak:

Roman Holiday

now i want the roles switched. didn’t she take him for a ride around rome? hmph

paticmak:

Roman Holiday

now i want the roles switched. didn’t she take him for a ride around rome? hmph

(via sairobee)

— 13 hours ago with 2754 notes
"

The friend zone is very real. We have all had someone we were close to that we realized we were crushing on in a big way - but we hated ourselves for it. As much as we hoped and prayed things would change for the better, many of us acknowledged that our love for the other person was going to be detrimental towards the relationship. The people in this kind of friend zone cry while watching romance movies or go out and get drunk and kiss strangers. We make sure to keep a respectful distance between the person we like and ourselves - we are distinctly afraid of fucking things up because of our shitty heart being a complete dickweed and doing the thumpy thing when it shouldn’t.

The Friend Zone is entirely false and is a complete invention made by boys who on one hand get angry if they think you’re soliciting sex by playing video games but on the other hand get angry if you are not soliciting sex just by breathing. The Friend Zone consists rarely of actual friends - instead it’s often people who stare at us in class and make us uncomfortable by constantly trying to talk to us while we’re obviously engaged in something else. These are the people who invade our personal space and aren’t afraid to talk dismissively about the things which we are passionate about - our faith in particular.

These are not kind people. Once I was in a hospital’s waiting room and a woman was quietly saying a prayer for her son. After a few minutes, several other people joined in, linking their hands and bowing their heads. The boy next to me began to talk loudly to me about how disgusting and juvenile it was and how amused he happened to be by the behavior of the “sheep.”

"I’m Catholic," I replied, looking into his eyes, "I think what they’re doing is beautiful."

He looked down my shirt. “You seemed more intelligent than that,” he snorted, “I should have known. Are you even reading that book or are you just skimming?”

I blinked. I wish I had said something like, “No, I’m just breathing in the words and hoping they stick,” but instead I just gave him a dirty look and tried to tune him out. He kept talking to me for the better part of an hour.

Eventually, he got around to asking me out for coffee. I wanted to explain I was waiting for my mother to get out of chemotherapy, that my family was poised on the edge of a terrible end, that I barely knew him and basically already hated him. Instead, I smiled sheepishly and said, “I’d rather not.”

"You bitch," he replied. I watched his face flare hot. "You sluts are all like this. You play hard-to-get faux-intelligent and you lead people on just to hurt them."

"I’m…?" I started. I was scared. He was in my face. His hands were curled into fists.

"You’re all like this," he repeated. At this point, a few of the other people in the room were staring. I was pressed against the side of my chair, trying to get as far from him as I could. He wouldn’t lower his voice. "You fucking friend zone all the nice guys and date shitty asshole men and then come crying to our shoulders when you need someone."

I am not a confrontational person. Panic bubbled in my throat. I felt tears jump into my eyes. I started stuttering again. I was really honestly positive he was going to hurt me - for no other reason than turning down coffee.

This is the difference between the friend zone and the Friend Zone: one is hating yourself for liking the other person. The other is hating the other person for not liking you.

"

A nighttime story about why the terrible deep Friend Zone, mostly written because about seventeen boys have asked what I mean when I complain about it. (via inkskinned)

isn’t the friend zone just unrequited love?

(via merakimela)

— 13 hours ago with 29837 notes

shoorm:

edit: Ricardo Montalban, the actor who originally portrayed Khan, is Mexican, yes. The character, however, is Asian (specifically Sikh). I apologize for not making the actor/character difference clear, and I do agree it was my bad for putting Khan in this post, since POC are not interchangeable. I wanted to show how a TV show in the 60’s cast a POC for a POC, while a Hollywood blockbuster made in 2013 cast a white actor for a POC. Apologies for not explaining the Khan issue further.

(via fizzylimon)

— 13 hours ago with 45628 notes
Me:*sees horse trailer*
Me:is there a pony
Me:is there a ponyyy
Me:iS THERE A PONY
Me:*sees horse*
Me:POONNYYYYY
Me:MOM LOOK THERES A PONY
Me:PONY PONY PONY
Me:aww pony
— 2 days ago with 3625 notes

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

(via fizzylimon)

— 2 days ago with 59115 notes
everythingmilk:

zubat:

I already made a separate post with a tweet I made regarding the subject, but I wanted to speak about it in further detail.
This morning I was enjoying a cup of hot chocolate at the beach by myself when a man I have never seen before grabbed my head from behind to adjust it so he could observe the tattoos behind my ear and on the back of my neck. I was so terrified I couldn’t even move. When he had the audacity to ask me, “What do the diamonds behind your ear mean?” I flipped. 
"How dare you invade my personal space and touch me without my consent! I should knock your teeth down your throat for that!"
"— but I just wanted to see your tattoos!" 
Unfortunately, things like this are very common in the body modification community. People grab my arms to look at my sleeves or my hands to look at my hand/finger tattoos, some will adjust the top of my shirt to look at my chest piece, a few have lifted up my skirts and dresses to look at the tattoos on my shins and thighs, and one person grabbed the bottom of my lip and pulled it out when they saw I had a tattoo inside my lip.
I hear countless stories like mine on a daily basis. Some include how people will stick their fingers in the lobes of someones ear, how people will touch the piercings on someones face and ask “did it hurt?”, and how people will touch the bodies of others to observe their tattoos. It’s a trend that seriously needs to end.
You shouldn’t touch anyone without their permission, but people seem to think it’s justifiable to touch someone with body modifications because “I just want to see!” Nothing justifies or excuses it. Body modifications doesn’t mean people can touch us without our consent. Please respect the individual spaces of others and knock it off.

jesus this even happens what the actual living breathing fuck


Pro-tip people. Just don’t touch without consent. Ever.

everythingmilk:

zubat:

I already made a separate post with a tweet I made regarding the subject, but I wanted to speak about it in further detail.

This morning I was enjoying a cup of hot chocolate at the beach by myself when a man I have never seen before grabbed my head from behind to adjust it so he could observe the tattoos behind my ear and on the back of my neck. I was so terrified I couldn’t even move. When he had the audacity to ask me, “What do the diamonds behind your ear mean?” I flipped. 

"How dare you invade my personal space and touch me without my consent! I should knock your teeth down your throat for that!"

"— but I just wanted to see your tattoos!" 

Unfortunately, things like this are very common in the body modification community. People grab my arms to look at my sleeves or my hands to look at my hand/finger tattoos, some will adjust the top of my shirt to look at my chest piece, a few have lifted up my skirts and dresses to look at the tattoos on my shins and thighs, and one person grabbed the bottom of my lip and pulled it out when they saw I had a tattoo inside my lip.

I hear countless stories like mine on a daily basis. Some include how people will stick their fingers in the lobes of someones ear, how people will touch the piercings on someones face and ask “did it hurt?”, and how people will touch the bodies of others to observe their tattoos. It’s a trend that seriously needs to end.

You shouldn’t touch anyone without their permission, but people seem to think it’s justifiable to touch someone with body modifications because “I just want to see!” Nothing justifies or excuses it. Body modifications doesn’t mean people can touch us without our consent. Please respect the individual spaces of others and knock it off.

jesus this even happens what the actual living breathing fuck

Pro-tip people. Just don’t touch without consent. Ever.

(via notsoslightlyinsane)

— 3 days ago with 13560 notes
fizzylimon:

fizzylimon:

fizzylimon:

thelistenersguide:

I DID IT I MADE IT BACK TO C
And the cello is like the best thing ever man I love this game a little too much now
[x]

(seriously try this game it’s the prettiest sounding 2048 you’ll ever play)

I didn’t realize you all would like my nerdgasms so much. I have the best followers. And I just lost the game at 149.54% (Concert B). There were so many pretty sounds that I am kicking myself for not writing down because they were so pretty.

WAIT WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES OH MY GOD

PLAY THIS PEOPLE

fizzylimon:

fizzylimon:

fizzylimon:

thelistenersguide:

I DID IT I MADE IT BACK TO C

And the cello is like the best thing ever man I love this game a little too much now

[x]

(seriously try this game it’s the prettiest sounding 2048 you’ll ever play)

I didn’t realize you all would like my nerdgasms so much. I have the best followers. And I just lost the game at 149.54% (Concert B). There were so many pretty sounds that I am kicking myself for not writing down because they were so pretty.

WAIT WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES OH MY GOD

PLAY THIS PEOPLE

— 6 days ago with 493 notes
therestlessstoner:


kushandcake:

breaking of the bread

I will forever reblog this it’s like porn for stoners

therestlessstoner:

kushandcake:

breaking of the bread

I will forever reblog this it’s like porn for stoners

(Source: isfameshoplane, via notsoslightlyinsane)

— 6 days ago with 123002 notes
#lololololol porn for stoners 

happiestplaceonearth94:

"You see? He lives in you.” -Rafiki 

Concept art for Disney’s The Lion King (1994)

(via enrychan)

— 1 week ago with 669 notes
measureyourlifeincake:

so im filling out an application for this GLSEN thing and i just sort of

measureyourlifeincake:

so im filling out an application for this GLSEN thing and i just sort of

(via fizzylimon)

— 1 week ago with 85397 notes
http://fizzylimon.tumblr.com/post/91556964508/tehjai-steel-plated-hearts-a-kid-at →

tehjai:

steel-plated-hearts:

a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into

Jenna B. Lacey, age eleven, knew exactly what she was going to do with her life.

She was…

(Source: itsvondell)

— 1 week ago with 179639 notes